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    Warforged Bard, Unit #69420, Designation: JAMBOT

    JAMBOT comes equipped with seven different musical instruments, an ale dispenser, a confetti cannon, a heater core, and a subwoofer big enough to rattle Pelor’s china cabinet

    JAMBOT was originally built mostly as a way to get his owner free drinks at parties but since the death of his creator, time and alcohol damage have scrambled his circuits and he has confused his definition of “party”. When apprehended by an adventuring party he readily joined their ranks.

    “KEYWORD: ‘PARTY’ ACCEPTED. THIS UNIT WAS BORN TO PARTY. LET’S BOOGIE.”