• Mouselemming
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    4 days ago

    Ditch the spoon. There’s a reason they’re called whomp biscuits. Whomp the side of the tube hard against the edge of the counter, with enough force to dispel all fear. It makes the pop feel right, expected, not scary. And the tiny violence gives a feeling of dominance.