Edit: thanks everyone for asking me questions I had a lot of fun doing this and answering all of them. You are all very kind and friendly and it’s much appreciated :)
Feel free to continue asking me things if you see this, I will continue answering as long as they come because I think it’s a lot of fun.
I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie
Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?
Not that I’m aware of
How much does he pay?
Are you sure its the couch that is comfy and not your…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHKiGl02NmU
I can’t fully rule out the possibility but many other people have told me it’s a very comfortable couch