Humans are fucking unfair man. They win in so many different ways. You’re smaller than me? Lemme yeet this rock. You’re bigger than me and running away? It’s cool, I’ll catch up later; you’ll pass out before I do. You’re bigger than me and running towards me? Sweet, I just turned this rock and stick into a pair of claws that would make a lion blush, and my homies all got em too.
Oh yeah and those plants we all eat? I figured out how to make more of them! And I told all my friends how to do it to, because we have LANGUAGE!
And then before long they’re all “see that big shiny rock in the sky? Yeah, I pissed on it”
Humans are fucking unfair man. They win in so many different ways. You’re smaller than me? Lemme yeet this rock. You’re bigger than me and running away? It’s cool, I’ll catch up later; you’ll pass out before I do. You’re bigger than me and running towards me? Sweet, I just turned this rock and stick into a pair of claws that would make a lion blush, and my homies all got em too.
Oh yeah and those plants we all eat? I figured out how to make more of them! And I told all my friends how to do it to, because we have LANGUAGE!
And then before long they’re all “see that big shiny rock in the sky? Yeah, I pissed on it”