Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?

here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,

  • Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
  • U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
  • Bluesky gets advertisements
  • Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
  • some sort of glass shortage
  • coca cola gets in a lawsuit
  • skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
  • Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia