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The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.

I don’t know if this website has already been posted here, but I love it so much. I’ve spent hours reading the reviews and the fights in the comments, everything about this is pure gold.

  • southsamurai
    5·
    11 days ago

    That’s such bullshit. Everyone knows that the pink lady is the perfect apple, and anyone saying otherwise is a jackass braying into the wind, and should be muzzled in a dark cave where nobody need ever suffer their inanity again.