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I don’t know if this website has already been posted here, but I love it so much. I’ve spent hours reading the reviews and the fights in the comments, everything about this is pure gold.
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https://applerankings.com/opal-apple-review/
The Opal apple looks like it shit itself. I apologize for being uncouth but there is no more apt observation. Just look at the top of it. The Opal apple looks like a jaundiced, freckled, unwiped anus.
That’s such bullshit. Everyone knows that the pink lady is the perfect apple, and anyone saying otherwise is a jackass braying into the wind, and should be muzzled in a dark cave where nobody need ever suffer their inanity again.
Ew.
See, there’s always that one guy that’s going to mess with the right thinking individuals ;)
Honeycrisp is near the top, as it should be.
Now what are these “SweeTango” apples that beat my beloved Honeycrisp by two points? I’ll have to seek one out…
Is any of this real? I was genuinely interested, but it seems like this is just a comedy bit?
It’s as real as real gets. A comedian can still be an apple connoisseur
This website got me into SweeTango apples and they are amazing for their crunch.
