chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 24 hours agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 24 hours agomessage-square91fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretracheslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 hours agoYou would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·18 hours agoAlso a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·22 hours agoAnd upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
minus-squarexmunklinkfedilinkarrow-up9·20 hours agoAnd release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
Also a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.