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minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·3 days agoJokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoThat would be a great follow-up joke. Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoAnd then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line: Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
That would be a great follow-up joke.
Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:
Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
LOL