Reddit x-posterB to Self-Aware [email protected] • 11 months agoFinally practicing what they preach. Hint: not the love of Jesus. Too woke!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1329arrow-down1imageFinally practicing what they preach. Hint: not the love of Jesus. Too woke!i.imgur.comReddit x-posterB to Self-Aware [email protected] • 11 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•11 months agoThat actually doesn’t sound that unreasonable. Take all the hocus pocus out of it and yeah, Jesus was a good role model.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•11 months agoWho knows. Maybe what Jesus actually did was set up a food distribution network to feed those 4000 people for free. This is now my bible head canon. They can make stuff up, why can’t I?
minus-square@agamemnonymouslink2•11 months agoActually had a priest suggest that the miracle of the loaves and fishes was that as the baker went around, those who brought their own put extra in the basket.
That actually doesn’t sound that unreasonable. Take all the hocus pocus out of it and yeah, Jesus was a good role model.
I particularly enjoy the whipping of the lenders
“WWJD?” might be the most potent possible distillation
Who knows. Maybe what Jesus actually did was set up a food distribution network to feed those 4000 people for free.
This is now my bible head canon. They can make stuff up, why can’t I?
Actually had a priest suggest that the miracle of the loaves and fishes was that as the baker went around, those who brought their own put extra in the basket.