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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

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Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

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dazzledbeans @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • JohnDClay
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    2 年前

    That is quite the title

    • dazzledbeans @lemmy.worldOP
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      You fancy wolverine giving you prostate

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        I mean, he doesn’t have his claws out all the time. So it just really depends on how good Logan is with prostate exams.

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          Tbf, it says “a wolverine”, not the wolverine. A wolverine is a real life animal.

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            Honestly, I’d rather have my prostate examined by the former. Just one snikt and done. The animal would claw his way in.

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            Daken would be the best wolverine for the job, he knows his way around down there

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            Right, I missed the “a”. Thank you.

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              No worries. They also said “prostrate”, so who knows if it’s a typo or not. Could still be referring to Logan I guess.

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                I was thinking Patrick Swayze from Red Dawn since they said “a” wolverine not “the”. Thought I could pick.

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          He’s the best there is in what he does, including prostate exams, but they aren’t very nice…

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        That’d be a huge “ack!”, man.

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