• ikiru
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          710 months ago

          It was a long game but it worked.

          They waited until they gained the US’s trust, got everyone drunk off delicious tiki drinks, and redirected military defences.

          I, for one, welcome our new grass skirt and island time overlords.

          • @[email protected]
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            510 months ago

            They must still have the 8 to 14 artillery pieces and the 1 gatling gun tucked away somewhere