• southsamurai
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    1 year ago

    Yeah, but then you can’t spray half a can onto a single cracker and jam it down your throat. See, easy cheese glides down the gullet, it self lubricates as it sinks into you. No matter how well pre-sliced other cheeses may be, they simply can’t compete in this regard.