The Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 9 months agoIt's so strange that this is even a thingstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square334fedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down194
arrow-up1536arrow-down1imageIt's so strange that this is even a thingstartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 9 months agomessage-square334fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish38•9 months agoThis is america. I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.
minus-squarepancakeslinkEnglish35•9 months agoI would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•9 months agoAs a straight man, I’d date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-29 months agoDamn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn’t a constraint, and I know we’ll me eatin good in the neighborhood.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•9 months agoYou actually can if you also have an iPhone.
This is america.
I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.
I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.
As a straight man, I’d date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.
Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn’t a constraint, and I know we’ll me eatin good in the neighborhood.
Call someone with it
swoons
You actually can if you also have an iPhone.