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CDRMITTENS to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 11 months ago

Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

CDRMITTENS to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 11 months ago
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    You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

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      Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

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        Bear Grylls has entered the chat

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          Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

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        Was that really your first inclination?

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          ;)

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        It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.

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