• ZOSTED
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    1 year ago

    What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

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      1 year ago

      Perfect order? They’re like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.

      True princess photo.

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        11 months ago

        I’m just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

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        11 months ago

        I see you also married someone from a fairie tale kingdom. Some people just seem to have a certain animal magnetism, ye