• jballs
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    10 months ago

    …so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

    Lmao the “slutty little heels of his” had me fucking dying.