• It's A Faaaahhkeah!
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    546 months ago

    It does make you wonder how many ‘bad’ politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There’s gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.

  • @jballs
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    366 months ago

    …so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

    Lmao the “slutty little heels of his” had me fucking dying.

  • @[email protected]
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    286 months ago

    You might consider it a waste of 300 million bucks, but hearing trump call him Meatball Ron gave him an instant hard on and it was the first erection he’d had in years. The RNC all agreed it was money well spent.

      • @OneWomanCreamTeam
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        46 months ago

        Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled “the onion”

        • @[email protected]
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          66 months ago

          That’s because theonion communities tend to be for general satire, not just Onion articles.

    • Lemminary
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      106 months ago

      Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.

  • @[email protected]
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    66 months ago

    it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    -196 months ago

    Gotta enjoy these headlines while they last.

    Come November we’re probably going to have an openly fascist president, but no matter who wins, we’re going to have a president who can’t form a coherent sentence.