• The Assman
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      185 months ago

      Just wait until your evolved bacteria turn you into a toxic wasteland.

      Wait, wasn’t this a Futurama episode?

      • @[email protected]
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        165 months ago

        Fry eats gas station sushi and gets parasites. They actually improve everything about him, but he fights them off because he wants to know Leela is attracted to him and not whom the worms made him into.

        • The Assman
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          185 months ago

          Ah, actually I was thinking the one where bender is floating in space and the colony of little aliens on his belly go to war with the ones on his ass

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            105 months ago

            I was thinking of the “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” episode where they become God and plant life on the new planet.

            • The Assman
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              95 months ago

              They sure played with this theme a lot

        • @[email protected]
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          135 months ago

          straightens glasses

          adjusts pocket protector

          Ummm, ackchyually, it was an egg salad sandwich, not sushi.