• [email protected]
    26•5 months ago

    So I’ve been hanging around all-ages shows, passing out fliers about eating vegetables and getting a good night’s sleep. It’s a horrible business idea and these teens keep kicking my ass.

    I can’t stop wheezing

    • @flambonksciousEnglish
      7•5 months ago

      And this! Some great writing:

      I told him that once he hit 30 his body would change, and he just mumbled something about metabolism being his ‘least favorite Tool album.’