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alt text: A two panel comic. In the first panel there are two buttons labeled “I don’t believe in prescriptivism” and “‘Literally’ cannot mean ‘figuratively’”. A finger hovers between the buttons. In the second panel, the finger’s owner is sweating and wiping his brow, unable to decide.

  • @[email protected]English
    20•5 months ago

    Take the utilitarian position: the word “literally” is more useful if it is distinct from the word “figuratively”, but in most other cases descriptivist definitions are more useful.

    • Tar_AlcaranEnglish
      11•5 months ago

      I take the pessimist position, which is similar to yours, but I still hate people who don’t do what I want.

    • snooggums
      8•5 months ago

      I just get annoyed when people use it in ambiguous context and it creates confusion.

    • BraveSirZaphod
      7•5 months ago

      Counterpoint: raw utility is overrated and goofy vibes are much more enjoyable.

      • @ClassyEnglish
        2•5 months ago

        This is why English is such a linguistically fucked language now lol