• MadMaurice
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            75 months ago

            If you really need to kiss me, do it yourself, coward. Don’t rely on a nasty ass salt lamp /s

              • Herbal Gamer
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                45 months ago

                nasty ass salt lamp

                It’s not kosher if it’s been in a nasty ass

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      Same. That lamp has absolutely been licked before. You don’t know by whom and you don’t know how recently. If you’re at least a tiny bit of a germaphobe, those statements should frighten you.

      • @[email protected]
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        225 months ago

        The high salinity should take care of any bacteria in short order. It may not be clean, but there ain’t no bacteria on it!

      • @[email protected]
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        105 months ago

        tiny bit of a germaphobe

        iirc salt is a has antimicrobial properties. So if anything, then licking that salt, will reduce the germs in your mouth. So a true germaphobe would be all over that lamp

      • @[email protected]
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        85 months ago

        If you’re a germaphobe then surely you should know that 100% salt is enough to yeet literally any microorganism to the back of beyond; in fact anything over 30% is

        That lamp is more hygienic than your dinner plate, more than the inside of any food package and infinitely more than your hands even after you’ve just washed them

        • @UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT
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          35 months ago

          I think this is like when people say they have OCD when really they just like things tidy. I’m reality it’s more about the ick than any germs

          • @[email protected]
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            25 months ago

            Yeah agreed that while you’re more than likely not gonna get sick from it unless you have an allergic reaction of some sort, it’s still probably dusty as those things are a nightmare to clean and so not a pleasant lick

          • Tar_Alcaran
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            15 months ago

            If it’s rooted in rational thought, it’s not a phobia.

            I’m afraid of hungry bears in the woods. That’s not a phobia. But constantly checking your 17th floor balcony for hungry bears is.

            • @UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT
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              15 months ago

              The way I heard it is if your fear keeps you from doing “normal” activities, then it might be a phobia. Like if you won’t go for a walk on a trail because you might see a snake