• @[email protected]
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    447 months ago

    Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way.

    Statements like this makes me wonder if hurting animals is so obviously evil or I’m just a hippie.

    • @[email protected]
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      67 months ago

      Nah, the people who’d call you a hippie for that probably have some issues they should sort out.

  • Cap
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    267 months ago

    In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life’s goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

    • xep
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      147 months ago

      You’re having a bit of a lark, aren’t you?

    • @slevinkelevra
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      7 months ago

      In my region some driving instructors actually give students 5€ for each killed pigeon.

    • @[email protected]
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      87 months ago

      Smh, not wearing reflective clothing or a helmet. Surprised it wasn’t ran over sooner.