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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Every sign has a story

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Every sign has a story

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • pec
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    Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

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      There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

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        What’s the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

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          It’s less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

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          careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

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    All because of that guy

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      Bean would make a hell of a QA

  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    “Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

    • Vengefu1 Tuna@lemm.ee
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      “Blew pee everywhere”

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    How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

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    dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

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    Is this the birthplace of “instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan”?

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      I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

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        You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

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    If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

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      I take it you’re circumcised?

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        That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    The story here is simply “defacement.”

    • Sanyanov@lemmy.world
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      Good if not beheading

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

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    how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

  • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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    Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

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    But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

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    i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

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