Police issue warning after suspected cocaine packages appear on beaches between Sydney and Newcastle
www.theguardian.com
NSW police say no one should open or remove any of the packages after finding seven along the coast
  • M137@lemmy.worldEnglish
    25·
    9 months ago

    If the police aren’t able to get to them before anyone else does, that’s their problem. Finders keepers.

  • The BartoEnglish
    13·
    9 months ago

    Sydney and Newcastle see record numbers of beachgoers this Christmas.

  • proleEnglish
    10·
    9 months ago

    Barnacle-covered

    I wonder how long they’ve been down there, and if there’s some cartel in Mexico that sees this article and laughs because it’s one of theirs that was lost off the coast of California 12 years ago.

    Oop. Maybe Javier was telling the truth, and we shouldn’t have brutally murdered his family. Oh well.

  • remotelove@lemmy.caEnglish
    8·
    9 months ago

    “All parcels have been sent for further examination,” police said.

    Further examination. Sure.

  • _NoName_@lemmy.mlEnglish
    6·
    9 months ago

    Please don’t disturb the cocaine bags. They only come ashore once every twelve years to breed. Preserve the beauty of nature.

  • JimboDHimbo@lemmy.caEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    [Chorus: OJ da Juiceman] Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, ayy Quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound, okay

    Get to trapping, Aussies. Make sure you test that shit first (if buying test kits is legal in your country)