I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.
whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging
Absolutely realmaxxing all the way
Never did I ever think I would see the words “jestermaxxed” and “charismamog” ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.
I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?
E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.
It’s all “real”, but I’m not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.
lol who the fuck is Derek
Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind
Youtuber “MPMD”, previously bodybuilding-focused.
At this point in history … there’s a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour … or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.
Asking the important questions! What does “mog” even mean here?
Seconded! Someone explain me, please?
Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane
when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax
If these things are real, I don’t want to know
>17.7 cm
Nice
They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.
Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number
Ahhh missed that, it’s .696850 so I didn’t see that and Google rounded up.
and I’m even taking Gorilla Mind
Monke isn’t capable to be so delusional.
Sometimes greentexts are good
I have no idea what half of that means.
> inb4 people not realising it's satire
