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I'm not picky...

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I'm not picky...

0x4E4FBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    Who doesnt love some salty nuts

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      I prefer chefs famous salty chocolate balls

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        How about Schweddy Balls?

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8

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        That ain’t too bad as well.

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      Nobody likes roasted nuts, I know that much.

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        Is it a good idea to microwave this?

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          Let’s find out!

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      At least he got what he wanted. Here’s the sexy m&m

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        M&Ms will never be the same from now on 🌚 nice

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          Tucker loves m&ms with sexy boots

    • 0x4E4FBanned from communityOP
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      Well, she does look like a woman 🤷.

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    I can help with this one - she’s actually talking about peanuts, on account of being a blue M&M, rather than testicles. Although testicles may colloquially be referred to as nuts, they typically don’t trigger anaphylaxis.

    • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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      You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there’s enough space for yours.

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        “My candy, of which you requested a taste, is full of nuts”. Yes, that works.

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      analphylaxis

      you forgot the l

      • 0x4E4FBanned from communityOP
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        lol 🤣🤣🤣

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    It’s fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would’ve reacted.

    And now?

    Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?

    Honey I don’t care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.

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      That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!

    • 0x4E4FBanned from communityOP
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      Yep, pretty much me now as well 😂.

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        My testosterone might be low, because I was really hoping for the peanut m&ms haha

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    ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆ )

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      To answer the question I think you had:

      1. Let’s just re-affirm that physical attractiveness does not relate to the value of a person.

      2. If you want to see (what I consider) an attractive trans woman, watch this video. It’s very long, yes, but the payoff won’t be worth it without the entire context of the video.

      https://youtu.be/IAA1XtDOuH8?si=5JW9K2sXGe0AsUz2

      1. You don’t notice trans people who pass specifically because they pass. It’s a sampling bias problem. You only notice the ones that stand out. Statistics would say you’ve met plenty of trans people without even realizing it.
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        • Liz@midwest.social
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          1. Yes, I just wanted to reaffirm that.
          2. You gotta watch the whole thing.
          3. It’s still fairly likely you’ve met one and not known it, unless you’re hanging out in your small town and not meeting anyone new. You’d be surprised at how well some people can pass with only hair, style, and makeup.

          And yeah, so long as you’re being nice, asking questions is a great way to learn! Plus, it helps other people who are too afraid to ask for themselves.

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        https://youtu.be/IAA1XtDOuH8

        Kinda unrelated but thanks for sharing this video! I’m not sure how to describe it but it was really worth watching.

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        well put.

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        Welp you have successfully removed the funny from this picture

    • 0x4E4FBanned from communityOP
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      Yeah dude, I know 😒. I’ve had comments deleted and was banned for… nothing if you ask me. Some were discussions, some were questions… you can’t expect a person to know everything there is to know about a subject, the dos and don’ts. I really had no intention to offend anyone, but hey, some people didn’t take it like that I guess 🤷.

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        I made a joke on politics the other day.

        I said something like, “the rite wang cant fly without the left wang. We need all wangs to mak things work for we can fly”.

        Comment removed by mod because “I don’t know if the commenter had a stroke or what.”

        Lol

        Fine.

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          that is genuinely hilarious, I chortled beer on my kb.

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          WTF 🤦

          That’s why I started posting mostly in shitposts, cuz almost anything goes here and people don’t take things seriously here. The internet used to be like that… don’t know when people got so itchy about certain subjects. You don’t like it, move on 🤷. That’s what I do, I never report anything.

          Still, even here, looks like things can be taken very seriously. It just boggles my mind, but hey, things are what they are…

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      I wish moderators could edit comments to remove the unwanted offensive part. Were there a lot of downvotes? I can’t see them on blahaj lemmy. They knew what a trans person is, I hoped they could show a bit more respect tho

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    Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

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      At this point in my life… IDC 🤷.

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        I just need to know what to wear

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          Look like a woman, that’s all that’s needed.

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    who’s the creator, the image is too low res for me

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      Found the source

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      I found a higher res one here on their tumblr

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        that’s nice, such a good artist, the humor is on point as well

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      Wouldn’t know, got it from the wild.

      And the image is low res, yes.

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    Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

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      Your gyms don’t have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

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        Usually we just bring them in our water bottles

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      Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

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        They’re at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

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          Must be New Year’s resolution

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            listen if they held parties with alcohol at the gym I might actually go to one.

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              To be honest, me too.

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      Look at the M on their chest, I think it’s a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume

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      The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

      So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

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        Holy crap the detailed analysis which has no relevance to the punchline 😆 Love the internet ❤️

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    No more litte Mac

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

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      No silly, that’s the blue M&M.

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    Only if she comes with a sweet cock too.

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      Sweet as in chocolate 🤨… or as big?

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      What do you mean???
      If you meant “have you ever seen a pretty trans woman”, then first of all you haven’t seen many and yes a lot of them do pass. Second, please edit your comment to ask for trans women instead of men, this is HIGHLY offensive to refer to trans women as men

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        I think cross dressers ≠ trans and it might be the case in the comic. But the original comment looks bad, anyway

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          Indeed they could be a femboy but the original comment said “assuming it’s a trans joke”

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      Yes? Some pass really well

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      A man? No. Women? Yeah.

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      I have met both cross dressers and transwomen that are totally passing, yes.

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      Personally? No.

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      I did see one in a meme vid, but can’t seem to find it now… I think I downloaded it 🤔.

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