Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
They are carbon-negative.
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
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That’s most of the way to the anime girl laser machine
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So many unwanted memories
I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.
Okay am I dumb, or did I miss something. I’ve seen the race car guys around a bunch but I don’t get why they are here, please help
I would also like to know why Dale Earnhardt is in so many maymays lately.
Seems like a niche initiative to use right wing, working class idols to promote socialist ideals. My guess is the intent is the target market is more likely to read the meme and view it in a positive manner when paired with someone they respect instead of, say, Einstein or MLK Jr.
I assumed it was to sarcastically “twist” there idols. Kind of like the “Jesus being a dick” memes.
Supply side Jesus!
Originated with a face book page “the ol’ ghost of dale earnhardt” supposedly. Some guy trying to turn dale into a progressive icon.
I asked this a little while back (and posted this previously), so I’ll pass along the answer: because Nascar is typically not associated with these leftist political leanings, and by association of new ideas with familiar imagery you might gently help someone become more open to considering these notions in good faith instead of a knee jerk reaction against it.
It’s honestly pretty clever, and if it helps these ideas find new homes in communities they weren’t always welcome in then I’d say it’s worth it.
I think it’s the irony. A photo of a guy who drives around an oval for a living criticizing capitalism is an unusual choice.
Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.
They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!
Real talk, they know there’s enough mineral wealth in the asteroid belt that even some of it could make either A) everyone effectively rich or B) everyone a slave to their massive wealth forever. They’re voting with their rockets.
It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.
Like mana from heaven!
That plus the land grab that always happens when a new unsettled area is colonized. Yeah the moon is a horrible place to live, but if you get a parcel of land for free, and a place to live safely there, I bet a lot of people would be tempted.
Nah that’s too lofty for them, i think in a just world they would have to produce labor like the rest of us, death and space is too kind a fate. (Not that labor is bad, but they think its a fate worse than death)
I’m no fan of the French Revolution, which just opened things up for Emperor Napoleon to take the reins and conquer most of Europe, and even take a crack at fighting the Russian winter with a bunch of guys that didn’t deserve to freeze to death…
But this one was pretty funny anyway. lol
The enemy’s neck is down!
A log splitter will work just as well.
Start at the crotch.
I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?
Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.
And take all things valuable with them.
Why can’t I just swing a blade around?
Space billionaires would be much more fun than guillotine billionaires
Shout out Dale
Narrator: They don’t.
