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minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·edit-211 months agoReading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?
minus-squaresomePotatolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 months agoEvery experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 months agoThey count those are covid deaths just to make trump look bad! /s
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoThat 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.
minus-squareWogi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoThey’ll have enough lava to last the rest of their lives!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoHas this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoOnly if they refuse to be vaccinated…
minus-squareTroy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoI’m pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology – throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoAutocorrect hates me. They go back to words and rewrite them on iOS!
Reading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?
Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that
They count those are covid deaths just to make trump look bad! /s
That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.
They’ll have enough lava to last the rest of their lives!
Has this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?
Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…
I’m pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology – throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.
Yes, we single.
Autocorrect hates me.
They go back to words and rewrite them on iOS!