• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “You will turn green”

    turns green

    “Yeah, I’m a motherfuckin’ Jedi”

    “No you’re not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street.”

    “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

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    9 months ago

    The one thing no one ever mentioned about driving a manual transmission is becoming uncannily good at predicting lights and remembering the quirks of every intersection

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    Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.

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        I apologize for my transgressions