• @[email protected]
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    716 months ago

    Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

    • robotica
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      506 months ago

      Plan B is a pill that you take after somebody cums in you to prevent a pregnancy. Since plan A is to use protection, plan B is used when, for some reason, you could not have used protection.

          • @[email protected]
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            146 months ago

            I’m aware. What I was joking about was the ambiguous wording that could be taken to mean that someone came in someone in order to prevent pregnancy. Potentially analogous to turning on a lamp to prevent light 😛

            • robotica
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              56 months ago

              I also had to do a double take after I wrote it, because it didn’t make sense to me either 😆

              • @[email protected]
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                26 months ago

                Reminds me of this passage from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

                The renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right.

        • Ignotum
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          136 months ago

          Well, i don’t want to get pregnant soo…

          Gotta do what i gotta do

    • Vincent Adultman
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      56 months ago

      Yeah. I searched a little because hcg, the pregnancy hormone, actually increases male testosterone and is used by bodybuilders to prevent negative side effects of roids. Levonorgestrel was studied to be used in male contraceptive along with intramuscular testosterone. The most accepted hormone to a male pill now is Nestorone. Pretty interesting looking at papers from 1996 and more recent ones, from the last ten years, speaking about gel as a contraceptive method. And on a personal note, I wouldn’t take the male pill lmao.