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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

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No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    Yes officer, this post right here.

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      Ahaahaaha, noob-noob gets it!

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    OMG Skeletor has a purple Snuggie ™️

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      And zingers!

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        What??

        okay I understand your confusion but I’m pretty sure Skeletor’s holding a remote control for the television.

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          Yeah, I agree. I’m pretty sure that bun is deep inside the snuggie. The real zingers are his comments

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    What, and I cannot stress this enough, the FUCK

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    how do I unsee this meme

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    The what

  • Laura@lemmy.ml
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    oh jesus christ … wait

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    Hey FBI, keep your eye on OP

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      Hey FBI, keep your eye on OP the priests

      FTFY.

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    Ooooff that humor was a bit dark for me to see first thing in the morning.

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    what the hell

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    Lmao, damn

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    whats the lemmy equivalent of r/justunsubbed bc holy fuck get this off my timeline

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      So true dude.

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    So that’s what that Reaver was doing with his spear.

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    Bloody fuck that’s dark

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    deleted by creator

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      wew

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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