They vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It’s nearly a decade for the full house!
Your house has more than 5 rooms?
Define rooms.
Places separated by walls, what else?
K, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count
You don’t count them by default?
You were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more
My house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry.
4 of us live in it.
You guys have houses?
No.
You guys have senses to perceive said house?
… you guys vacuum? :-P
isn’t that what the roomba is for? i’m confused /s
Ngl you had us in that first half… :-P
It’s a living…
Whoever drew this I’m going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s
I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.
Yeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant
You’re already halfway to the plot of “The Brave Little Toaster.”
Now imagine how horrifying this sketch would be if vacuums were sentient
If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.
A lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it’s robot ankle apocalypse.
I am a borderline hoarder. I don’t think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.
seems more like one of the rooms each year
This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon
Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they’re asleep for the violent part.