• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    You forgot the 4th one

    Trades Apprentice: $40,000.
    Must be able to read and write. Must be able to show up to work sober. Pay increase for every chronic muscle and joint pain you develop. Pickup truck not required but considered an asset.

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    10 months ago

    Wait, they’ll pay me to have people spit on me while giving me verbal abuse? That has been half my monthly budget!