The word wiikend is easily the best part of this. I can’t believe no one else even mentioned it.
Real and Gay
Fake: anon made a friend
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Peoples calling out fake story in greentext (like if some of this ever happened) used to type this
It was a popular joke on r/greentext with bots calling each other gay and cuck if you triggered the form
It was funny for like a whole day then it was just your averrage r*ddit moment with peoples using it to push homophobics comments
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Used to (still is I guess) be a thing to call every story fake and gay. Evolved to explaining the reasoning for why the story is fake and gay, especially in response to greentexts
Fun fact - some queer promoters in San Francisco owned the whole “fake and gay” meme-insult by using it as their brand:
“Are you using my Wiimote to get together with me?”
“No, I’m using it to get together with Link.”
as I like men more than she does
Lmao
Wholesome greentext is wholesome.
I hate when I’m trying to play Zelda and hotties talk to me. Like ladies, I gotta go collect some koroks. If you’re not here to give me tips, you gotta go.
Nothing quite like taking turns playing with the joystick of a petite androgynous elf.
Wiikend
Everything went better than expected.
This is how new GBFs get made. I feel like Sir David Attenborough.
Met my best friend in college because she was wearing a Zelda T-shirt in like at the bookstore. XD
