Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSpread the word!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1667arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1645arrow-down1imageSpread the word!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square43fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·9 months agoIt’s okay to use any other beverage as a substitute … and any other pet for company. It’s the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoYay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·9 months agoI’d pet my girlfriend if I had one
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·9 months agoYou mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
minus-squareEfreetSK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months ago Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoI know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod! Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
minus-squaredog@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoI’m a dog, and I tell you; imaginary dogs count.
minus-squareWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoAbso-friggen-lutely. But don’t forget that blahajs need a special diet so if you want to share a cup with them, you need something like this: (100% vegan and alcohol-free as well. AND zero calories!)
But I don’t like bourbon.
It’s okay to use any other beverage as a substitute … and any other pet for company. It’s the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪
Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!
Grog and a kitty for me
Water and myself for me
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You are your own best hydrohomie <3
I’d pet my girlfriend if I had one
You mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
no, that’s gross
I know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod!
Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!
But I don’t have a dog
I’m a dog, and I tell you; imaginary dogs count.
User name checks out
Not with that attitude.
Plushies count too.
So can i get drunk with my blahaj?
Abso-friggen-lutely. But don’t forget that blahajs need a special diet so if you want to share a cup with them, you need something like this: (100% vegan and alcohol-free as well. AND zero calories!)
Yayyy