IT WAS IN FACT WHAT???
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So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you OK, Annie?
hehe
You’ve been hit, bye.
A smuggling ring of exotic animals.
This is some aneurysm posting…
I wish I could link the old Super Car Guys commercials, but they all got taken down after the actor was arrested for drugs. This video shows a couple shots from their old ads, but it’ll never be the same without hearing him say shit like “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE, LET’S TALK TURKEY!”
What’s. Up with. All the , odd, punctuation?
It was probably. For. Emphasis.
“Joe’s Barbecue and Foot Massage”
“Make sure to work that Sweet Baby Ray’s all up between the toes. I’m seeing my boyfriend later and he gonna be suckin’ them things.”
“Come on down to Jones’ Big-ass Truck Rental & Storage. We got a bus! Do you know how big a bus is?”
12 years ago… fuck.
How long ago was POWERTHIRST?
Edit: 16 years. My body is a sack filled with dust.
It’s okay, we’re old farts, but we saw some cool shit in the early days of the internet and pass it on. So nobody ever forgets where to get the best taxidermy jobs done!
TIL some people in the US have a very different concept of “flea market” than I have.
I’m just as confused as you are.
Did they have a stroke?
We had a used car dealer that used to host scary movies every Friday night.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Say this again after you hear the Mattress Ranch ad multiple times every day for years.
What?
Anyone else smell burnt toast?
It’s just like… It’s just like… A mini… Mall.
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ITT: people with no grasp of delivery.