• frunch@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I’m sure he’ll finally be content with the wealth he’s accumulated and will finally peacefully fuck off (งツ)ว

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      11 months ago

      Hahahaa hahaa

      That one was good.

      Once you earn around a million a year you basically don’t pay any taxes because almost every country has loopholes that nobody wants to fix.

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    11 months ago

    Why would Zuckerberg care about child safety? He doesn’t have any children and he only cares about things that have an effect on his life.

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      11 months ago

      Oh, heres how that works. Congress’ boss (zuck) flies into dc on a solid gold aircraft and distributes suitcases full of cash to selected congressmen (their paycheck). Then they hold a “hearing” which is this bit of theatre where they pretend to hold their boss (zuck) accountable to maintain the ruse that the american people are actually their boss and that they actually have power over their boss (zuck) which is 180 degrees from reality. Zuck then clicks his heels twice and skips out of the chambers throwing fists full of cash in the air like some capitalist fairy as the congressmen scurry on their knees to scoop up the cash raining down.

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        11 months ago

        So sort of the billionaides lash bags of cash to the backs of congress critters who then scurry about and puff our their chest at any camera they see? Did I get that all correctly?