• Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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          11 months ago

          If I was going to be a cereal pooper (I’m not, for the record) I would practice a whole lot because I wouldn’t want to mess up and kick the bowl or get shit on myself or otherwise ruin the mission like that. So I’m sure with repetition I’d eventually become a hands-free expert.

          In honing the craft I’d become a serial cereal pooper.

          • Clay_pidgin
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            11 months ago

            Sounds like something a serial cereal pooper would say!

    • prole
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      11 months ago

      Yeah, how dare we desire punishment for crimes that would have put literally anyone else in prison?

    • Aleric@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      That’s some creative writing you got there. Do you often feel the need to make shit up about people?

    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      People can celebrate him being punished in one forum while still being upset that he’s avoiding justice elsewhere.

      Real human beings can have multiple emotions about one person. They are different events and people can feel different about them. I’m amazed you have to be told this…