SUV sales in Europe accounted for 51 percent of new car sales in 2023, increasing 19 percent from 2022.
  • Damage@slrpnk.net
    183·
    10 months ago

    Sad to learn that half of my fellow Europeans have penile size issues

    • xmunk
      132·
      10 months ago

      I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

      • pingveno@lemmy.ml
        51·
        10 months ago

        Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

        • Damage@slrpnk.net
          4·
          10 months ago

          I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex

  • taladar
    121·
    10 months ago

    Is that just me or do these kinds of news erode anyone else’s desire to see humanity survive the climate disaster? Maybe we just don’t deserve to survive.

  • kinttach@lemm.eeEnglish
    4·
    10 months ago

    That’s disappointing news from Europe. However, the pictured VW and Tesla Model Y may technically be SUVs but they are nothing like the giant SUVs that we see in the US.