SUV sales in Europe accounted for 51 percent of new car sales in 2023, increasing 19 percent from 2022.
  • Damage@slrpnk.net
    183·
    8 months ago

    Sad to learn that half of my fellow Europeans have penile size issues

    • xmunk
      132·
      8 months ago

      I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

      • pingveno@lemmy.ml
        51·
        8 months ago

        Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

        • Damage@slrpnk.net
          4·
          8 months ago

          I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex

  • taladar
    121·
    8 months ago

    Is that just me or do these kinds of news erode anyone else’s desire to see humanity survive the climate disaster? Maybe we just don’t deserve to survive.

  • kinttach@lemm.eeEnglish
    4·
    8 months ago

    That’s disappointing news from Europe. However, the pictured VW and Tesla Model Y may technically be SUVs but they are nothing like the giant SUVs that we see in the US.