Wagie thread?
>Be me
>Work at McDonald’s and don’t talk to anyone
>On fryers one day when coworker approaches me
>“Hey anon, what’s fresh?”
>“Nothing much, how about you?”

He was on break and wanted some chicken.

  • phorq@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    To be fair, “nothing much” is still a valid answer for what’s fresh at a McDonald’s.

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      9 months ago

      The freshest thing in McDonald’s is the sprite, everything else is about as fresh as the body of King Tut.