So is the conspiracy that she’s being coerced? Because she’s a billionaire in the land of legal political bribery, so she has the means to tell our politicians what to do far more than the other way around. She’s allowed to have and to express a political opinion, just like any other random person.
You ever notice everything and everyone Republicans don’t like is a conspiracy against them?
“OW! Stubbed my toe! God damned wall corner is a leftist plot to injure me so I can’t vote for the fuhrer!”
Sorry, the soft serve machine is being cleaned right now.
“Did Brandon get to you?! Who sent you to deprive me of soft serve?! Fucking Pelosi?!”
Because she’s a billionaire in the land of legal political bribery, so she has the means to tell our politicians what to do far more than the other way around.
Yes, but don’t you see? She’s a woman, and therefore needs to be told what to do and think by the super smart and totally handsome male politicians. /s
The funniest bit about this Taylor Swift thing if you think about it is that Modern Republicans love the negative attention they get for all of their hateful causes, they literally try to make people outside their in-group hate them for their own amusement. They welcome the rest of America’s disgust of them as a badge of honor. It’s in their rhetoric, threatening “Give me an excuse to shoot somebody” door signs, and “fuck your feelings” bumper stickers.
They’re blowing a microchip over Taylor because hatred is their brand, positive popularity is something they’ve always shunned and devalued, and now their ENEMIES have most of the popular figures they drove away, leaving them with… well… kid rock.
They want to be hated, and they want to win, at the same time. So it’s literally offensive and not fair to them, and anything not fair to them is a “conspiracy,” that social popularity is relevant in an election. 😂
“Blowing a microchip” is a beautiful way to put it.
Devil’s avocado here, but it must be nice to go through life with nothing ever being your own fault. There’s always a convenient plot against you, and you’d be a billionaire running a casino on the moon if it weren’t for {insert scapegoat here}.
{insert scapegoat here}
Ooh I know this one! Children in poverty getting subsidized school lunches instead of going hungry like they deserve to for being poor!
No no no, you misunderstand, we’re just solving the childhood obesity epidemic by not giving children any more food
“we’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon…”
Damn it posting those lyrics should be just as frowned on as goatse. I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for hours!
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Of course it’s Pelosi, she can’t let anyone else get their grubby paws on her precious ice cream! /s
If there is a conspiracy happening to stop these idiots from further footgunning the country, where do I sign up? Are there tryouts?
Eighteen percent believe there is “a covert government effort” for the pop icon to help President Biden win re-election, according to a Monmouth University survey.
Why would they need a covert operation? It’s already well known she’s favors the Democrats and hates Trump. Why the need for a conspiracy layer to it? I’m sure the Biden team would be thrilled if she endorsed him, but that’s not “a covert government effort”. It’s so stupid.
Anything to make it sound nefarious, because to Republican voters, everyone is as dishonest, tribal, and ammoral as they are.
This is all Fox “News” and other conservative outlets do all day every day, take the news and add sinister innuendo to it. If Biden were doing a state visit to the UK, Fox would almost certainly say “Biden flees overseas to avoid American’s scrutiny of his administration’s failures” or the like. If he had that state visit planned but canceled it due to some urgent matter, the headline would be “Biden cancels state visit. Health concerns? What’s he hiding?”
Republicans basically spin any positive or neutral information about their many enemies, everyone outside their in-group, as an attack on them. Republicans have no empathy, so of course the sun moon and stars all revolve around them in their view.
They think they are the real ones and that any opposition is hate. Rather than, ya know, feeling sorry for them.
Yeah but the needed to covertly rig football games to make Taylor Swift popular. Because nobody heard of Taylor Swift before a few months ago, right?
This just in: one in five americans are stupid.
We all lived through COVID, so we should already know this.
Death cults are one of the few problems that tend to solve themselves
yes but not only for those who are part of them. and there’s no timeline either.
You can already see an improvement in the numbers!
lived
COVID is only past-tense if it’s killed you, like the 1-2000 Americans killed by COVID weekly.
20% is definitely a lowball estimate.
I usually hear “30% of americans will believe anything” so the quality of the conspiracy must be quite low
It’s much higher than that. This is the side effect of giving idiots access to social media as a platform to spread their stupidity.
case in point…numbers: they can be hard
If you think about it, 50% of people are dumber than average
That’s a sizable under-count.
Written another way: “At least 1 in 5 Americans are exposed to unreasonable amounts of dangerous and persuasive propaganda.”
I prefer:
“At least 1 in 5 Americans have a critical thinking deficiency.”
What part of any of these conspiracies are persuasive?
the part that makes you feel like a crusader and an insider.
Just call it Fox News
I’m Canadian, and every time I hear a stat like this I think of the following quote:
“Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.” -Pierre Trudeau to Richard Nixon
Im reading this as: Nearly 1 in 5 people will reliably vote for Trump
Good: Trump only has 1/5 of people fooled and there is hope
Bad: 1/5 peoples live would be improved by lobotomy
Im reading this as: Nearly 1 in 5 people will reliably vote for Trump
You’re discounting the number of RFK Jr voters and Sovereign Citizen “Voting is just a trick to get you to create joinder” folks in this mix. Also, the guaranteed number of chucklefuck respondents who reply “Yes, and that’s good actually”.
Good: Trump only has 1/5 of people fooled and there is hope
Plenty of Trump support has nothing to do with QAnon-tier witch hunts. I’ve got Trump neighbors who are entirely in it because they think he’ll be good for the Houston O&G economy. Its the “Climate Change is a hoax and only Trump will protect our jobs” folks plus the “Illegal Immigrants are going to rape my daughter and hot box my son with the dankest Chinese fentanyl” folks who are the backbone of the campaign.
The “Taylor Swift is a 12-Dimensional Psychic Parasite Channeling the Spirit Ghost of Joseph Stalin” crowd are merely the most exotic and lurid supporters.
Was Texas always this bad?
YMMV. There’s definitely parts of the state that haven’t been driving insane by drive-time talk radio and Baptist ministers screaming for the blood of migrant day laborers. But we’re also talking about a place that churned out D. C. Stephenson, Bruce Alger, and Rick Perry. The ratfuckery runs deep and isn’t particularly new.
I’ll just say that Texas is a land of contrasts.
RFK Jr is pulling more Trump voters than Biden voters, since that audience doesn’t s generally being targeted by him, but he does have some celebrity pull and Sergey Brin’s/Elon Musk’s ex-wife/ex-girlfriend.
Also bad you only 1 in 8 to win the presidency
Fun times… Learning 1 in 5 of your fellow citizens has shit for brains.
it was 1 in 3 the last time i looked at a fox news poll
There’s some people who are highly suggestible. Like to the point it’s arguably a disability.
There was an interview with Trump supporters that captured one that other day that’s worth a look to understand what’s going on:
https://youtu.be/Ud3btbISggA?t=06m08s
You can watch as the person interviewing him about falling for scams over and over jokingly tells him to walk off in a given direction - and then the dude just starts to, until he realizes his car is in the other direction.
I think that’s kind of misleading.
It looks to me more like he is just looking in that direction (even if he does take a step or two). He was more asking/saying, well why should I go that way when my car is this way. Not, oh shit, my car is actually this way.
If you watch the entire interview with him, I don’t think it’s at all misleading to portray him as highly suggestible.
The dude falls over himself agreeing with whichever way the wind blows in an interview about how he keeps being taken advantage of by scams.
In that broader context, him shuffling off several steps in the direction some guy jokingly told him to head off in really shouldn’t be discounted with a parenthetical.
It’s time to chlorinate the gene pool.
Trump kinda tried that already… just with bleach and light.
I wish we could find the gene for critical thinking and apply a little gene therapy to every fetus. Imagine Cletus and Sally Bobbi Anne having a toddler who questions bible stories and plays along with the Santa thing because they are so excited when he pretends to buy into their bullshit.
a good education and ripping away church tax breaks would go a long way. and jailing megapreacher con men just like any other con men.
Well, of course it’s real. The 49ers are from one of the most liberal areas in the US. So, yeah they were fine with taking a loss if it means Biden’s pawn can help his agenda. /s
In 2020 39% of people believed the “deep state” was working against Trump.
So I guess this is good news sort of?
What is the conspiracy exactly? The link has a pay wall for me.
Keeping those details vague is intentional. The purveyors of such conspiracy theories know that the worst thing they can ever do is make a clear falsifiable statement.
They thought she was going to endorse Biden at the end of the Super Bowl and that the White House had rigged the game for the Chiefs to win in order to maximize the spectacle and coverage.
I mean… She endorsed him last time around so I don’t know why it should be a secret for anyone really. But even then, I can’t see why anyone would change their vote, duento a singer or idol
She is a self proclaimed democrat. For her to announce support for Biden is like announcing that tomorrow is Friday. We already fucking know, dude.
Something to do with rigging football games to make Taylor swift popular (because she wasn’t popular already, I guess?) so she could endorse Biden so he can get re-elected.
But I’m kinda more interested in the one where she’s a vampire.
The flaw in your reasoning is that you’re using Google. Stupid people don’t research things, so of course you’re not going to find anything.
It’s not a conspiracy, she won the super bowl fair and square—we all saw it
Public Policy Polling’s recent poll on conspiracy theories mostly showed up on my Facebook feed as “Four percent of Americans believe lizardmen are running the Earth”.
(of note, an additional 7% of Americans are “not sure” whether lizardmen are running the Earth or not.)
I think the results here can be explained by Lizardman’s constant and an additional few respondents who interpreted the question to mean “Do you support Trump?” and then gave the answer that corresponded to supporting Trump.
Regardless of the nuance, when 20% of people - let’s be conservative and say 10% even - translates into tens of millions of people, it normalizes very odd, if somewhat tamer, theories and ideas.
This is a cornerstone of rightwing thinking and spreading conspiracies. Qanon says “there is a secret democrat soros-clinton pedo ring and they all talk about it in code via emails. That’s why the Clinton emails/server are so important.” Then Breitbart says “liberals protect pedophiles and are corrupt with their emails and servers.” Then Fox News says “Are liberals protecting pedophiles? Who can say. But this Clinton lady and her emails/servers are very corrupt and that’s bad for America. We’re just here asking questions and protecting the country.”
Each version is more diluted so as to be more palatable to less and less extreme audiences. But it’s a foot in the door. Because now someone has an opinion about pedophiles that is clearly laid out as one party’s issue, so they are now receptive to things like “Biden is inappropriate with children.” While further up the extremism ladder (or down the spiral, depending on your preferred analogy) they’re already saying he’s single-handedly running pedo camps or whatever insane idea they have that week.
It’s just the same crap over and over again.
Big problem is that these fucking idiots who come up with these theories used to not have this practically unlimited reach the internet and particularly viral social media gives them.
And these stupid fucking ideas are really contagious among stupid people who have a chip on their shoulder and wanna have some sorta inside information that makes them feel in some way superior to others. That’s QAnon in a nutshell as well.
Prior to all this social media bullshit there’d be enclaves of these dummies spotted around but they couldn’t organize and breed like this.
I think for a lot of folks it’s also the idea that there is a neat, identifiable cause of all their problems that falls under easy to tap in to prejudices. They don’t want to accept that sometimes bad things just happen or maybe the people they vote for/believe in aren’t doing everything they can to help them. It has to be someone putting their thumb on the scale. And dammit, Trump is going to stop that person!
I like how he didn’t stop shit (drain the swamp) whatsoever and that’s not a topic of discussion with those people.
So crazy that anybody could revere that guy. He’s all the worst aspects of humanity wrapped into a single person.
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TIL at least 1 in 5 people ate paint chips as a child
