SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageGorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverageslemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-squareBigMoe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·7 months agoYeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph
minus-squareprettybunnyslinkfedilinkarrow-up56·7 months ago12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoAmateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.
Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph
12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.
Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.