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0x4E4FBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When you're locally famous and your wife finds out about it

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When you're locally famous and your wife finds out about it

0x4E4FBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • XEAL@lemm.ee
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    The gift message is written by whoever makes the order (the customer)

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      Well, yeah, and he got a gift from someone who heard about his penis.

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        Can you explain the “wife finds out” bit?

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          The wife of the recipient is the one holding the receipt

        • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Wife got it forst if it was a house delivery?

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            Oh. So famous for the cock, not like a personality.

            • 0x4E4FBanned from communityOP
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              Exactly 😉.

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    Time for delivering just the tip?

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    ok this is spooky but I couldn’t resist zooming in to try to read the “Gift Sender” name, it’s not scribbled out effectively. I see the name. Do you see it too? Someone tell me what name they see because the name I see is spooking me… for reasons.

    Edit: continuing to scroll on Lemmy and then I see this. The same name. Am spooked again.

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      You one of those folks who thinks numbers on signs and stuff are speaking to them?

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        Wait you mean I can ignore those signs with numbers on them along the road?

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          Yes, only the weak follow orders from signs

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          You can do what you want, you just have to be rich enough to pay for the fines

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        deleted by creator

      • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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        Maybe it is . Have you ever thought of that ?

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      I’m not seeing the same name. Similar in that they both start with Ange but that’s about it.

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        I do see “Angela M”.

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          Merkel?

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          I guess, but the person in the other photo is Angela D. With M being their middle name.

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          Thank you Oh my gosh. That’s what I see too.

          I’m just kinda freaking out because that’s literally my name.

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            Did you hear about OPs cock?

            • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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              Well I think we all have by now.

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            Just a coincidence :) don’t worry about it :) nothing to see here :)

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          deleted by creator

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      I see angel or Angela but that is it

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      Angela wants a good time… :)

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    Why is that thumb so small and why does it have a talon

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      Thumb is folded across the palm and fake nails?

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        ✋📸🚽

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          This is the way.

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      Ever seen a… woman?

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Wow.

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      Yowza.

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