What isn’t covered in parenting classes is that when you put a diaper on, you need to pull the fringes out on the legs, otherwise when the baby pees it will come right out on your wife’s lap during the hockey game.
Peeing on your lap is the least of your concerns as a parent. It doesn’t compare to the rest. 3:00 a.m. standing naked in a bathtub with a puking child. Diaper blowouts so bad that the poop ends up on the top of their back. Catching every disease in a twenty foot radius and sneezing it right into parent’s mouths. Biology is horrible.
What isn’t covered in parenting classes is that when you put a diaper on, you need to pull the fringes out on the legs, otherwise when the baby pees it will come right out on your wife’s lap during the hockey game.
Ouch. That would be a very unhappy ride home for everyone involved.
Peeing on your lap is the least of your concerns as a parent. It doesn’t compare to the rest. 3:00 a.m. standing naked in a bathtub with a puking child. Diaper blowouts so bad that the poop ends up on the top of their back. Catching every disease in a twenty foot radius and sneezing it right into parent’s mouths. Biology is horrible.