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capybeby to Funny · 1 year ago

Just received this text from the utility company

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Just received this text from the utility company

capybeby to Funny · 1 year ago
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    All your weather are belong to us!

  • carmanut@lemmy.world
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    I am the storm that is approaching

    • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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      I am the wind that got you here

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  • thecrotch
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    Also, we are raising your rates. And your delivery fee.

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    New England, huh? I love that they texted us again to correct themselves.

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    Honestly that’s pretty fucking metal.

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    We are a J-storm with heavy jain and damaging jinds.

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    I would kill to be a fly on the wall for the meeting they had after they noticed and why it took them like 3 hours to send a corrected version

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