• @[email protected]M
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    116 months ago

    Own explosives for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my flak jacket and DM41. Put a golf ball worth of metal through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my RGT 27S2 on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smooth and nails the neighbors doghouse. I have to resort to the MON-100 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the balls shred two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix M79 and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since HEDP shaped charge wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.