• @[email protected]
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    45° writing, red thumb print, blue wax, stamps and a signature. All the hallmarks of a perfectly cast “Noticketo Nomo” spell and still it persists. Whatever could they have done wrong?

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      334 months ago

      Just eyeballing it but it seems he wrote at 43°, I’m assuming the court clerk had a protractor to hand and wasn’t willing to overlook that horrible faux pas

    • Madrigal
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      134 months ago

      It’s “Noticketo NOmo”, not “NoticketOH noMO”.

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      74 months ago

      Part of me wants to do some post-modern fictional world-building around this. Like the intersection of Constantine and The Office. A world where “magic” is just really bureaucratic metaphysics, complete with the occasional stovepipe or string to pull.

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    214 months ago

    Ah, I see the problem here. He’s using common law sovereign citizen tactics, when he actually needs to use Napoleonic code citoyen souverain

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    194 months ago

    I’m impressed they went to the trouble of hiring a notary to prove they really signed this nonsense.

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      244 months ago

      Notaries just must laugh all the way to the bank when a sovcit turns up to use their service.

      • @ryathal
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        24 months ago

        Do they actually pay in something valuable for notaries?

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          54 months ago

          I think they must. Which is weird because these are people who try to get out of using stamps.

          • neoman4426
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            33 months ago

            They’d need to get a notary for the notary to pay in their made up Monopoly money, then a notary for the notary for the notary, and so on and so forth. Less of a hassle to use real money just this once.

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    84 months ago

    Every time I’m astounded at the hot-garbage blend of thinking that reduces to: “here are some pseudo-legal and actually legal measures I’m using to assert that your laws don’t apply to me.”

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      64 months ago

      One of the sovcit court transcripts had a guy who refused to answer to his given name and insisted on being called Freedom Rings. Like are you seriously going to expect a judge to call you that lol.

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        44 months ago

        To be fair, naming yourself is possibly the only concept consistent with the whole sovcit “I’m my own person”, uh, “philosophy.” The rest just seems like wishy-washy nonsense to me. But yeah, that probably didn’t go over well.