• TxzK
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    926 months ago

    Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

      • ThoGot
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        476 months ago

        I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

    • @festnt
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      12 months ago

      well congratulations, you are now.

      hello illiterate, i’m fest

  • @[email protected]
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    356 months ago

    This is one of those things no one talks about but should. This is what the morning after do8ng a bunch if cocaine is like every time.

    • at_an_angle
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      106 months ago

      I get mild sinus infections through the year and get about half a dozen or so smaller ones a month.

      I don’t know how else to describe it when one of those brain tickling bastards comes sliding out, but mine is the feeling of relief from a clear nose mixed with the tingling sensation when I’m about to nut. That feeling can make my day

  • Rentlar
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    256 months ago

    Would we even be a proper link aggregator site without comments that belong in an encyclopedia of filth? This is just the foreword…

  • wander1236
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    166 months ago

    I’ve had this happen. It’s kind of terrifying honestly.

  • @[email protected]
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    146 months ago

    I know that feeling. I once woke up and had a plugged left nostril. Stuck a pinky in it to explore and out came a giant, solidified blood slug about 4 inch long. Apparently I’d had a spontaneous nosebleed during the night.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      When I was ~14 years old I woke up one morning with a splitting headache. It was so bad that I didn’t go to school that day. About two hours into my morning I got the sudden urge to blow my nose. What came out of my right nostril was an enormous booger roughly the size of my entire pinky, with small streaks of blood marking the outside. I’ll never forget the feeling of expelling that monstrosity, it was pure bliss. I hope it happens to me again one day

      • @[email protected]
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        36 months ago

        That sounds like a scary one; you’d almost be tempted to think you suddenly dislodged a brain tumor or things like that :D

      • @[email protected]
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        56 months ago

        Yep. Like a blood ribbon almost. I imagine the bleed started in the front of the nasal cavity and trickled quite a ways back when I was sleeping on my back.

        I was quite surprised indeed when it came out. Even took a picture of it.

  • Jojo
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    116 months ago

    These words… They cause me… Discomfort.