actually, I would love that kind of cat call

Food. The cat wants food.

There’s a vague chance it wants to be petted, but not too much how dare you pet too much when you had no way to know how much was too much you should have just known how dare you.

But it’s probably food.

Meow cat please meow back :'(

He he he

“Give me some fish man.”

I missed the word “cat” and this still made sense to me. I hate getting phone calls of any kind.

I thought it was a #MeToo joke and was really confused for a bit